Do you find yourself gnawing on the extremities of your friends, loved ones, or even strangers? Do you have an unnatural craving for brains? Are you part of a ravenous, undead horde roaming the streets of a city or suburb leaving death and destruction in your wake? If you said yes to any or all of these questions, we have the flavored coffee just for you! We begin with our Eyes Wide Open blend, which is created to be more caffeinated than any other blend available. Then, we add our field-tested cure, a sweet buttery and salty flavoring that mimics ‘brains’ so well 13 out of 17 zombies can’t tell the difference. Sorry for the small survey sample, but only 17 zombies didn’t try to eat us when we asked them to take our poll. The other 4 may not have recognized a difference either, but all they said was “Uuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg." Wake up, and enjoy this Halloween themed treat now... before the zombie apocalypse takes over!
You asked for it! Your polite requests grew into a deafening clamor as your numbers increased from a small band of zombies to a massive horde that could not be stopped. We boarded up the windows and barricaded ourselves inside but eventually there was no other course of action but to make Zombie Cure a permanent, year-round flavor. May this finally satisfy that insatiable coffee-zombie thirst.
- “Best flavored coffee EVER. That's saying a lot as Highlander Grogg is a VERY, VERY close second. But my daughters raid my Zombie Cure to take back to their respective campuses, so that's proof it's addictive, err fabulous. ”
- “I originally bought his for my boyfriend for Christmas & since then it's been a staple in our house! Be warned though, once you try this(and their other flavors) all other brands of coffee will be a disappointment. Seriously, best coffee we've ever had.”
- “Honestly I am not thrilled about the taste of this coffee its a little strong for me but it really does the job on those days when you really need a pick me up. ”